Try to Hang On!

We still have more than 7 months to go before the General Election!  

I for one am stocking up on over-the-counter pain relievers and select antihistamines in order to combat anticipated headaches and threatened sleepless nights. 

I feel terrible about Brussels and Istanbul, and I’ll miss some of the coastal cities when the oceans overwash them, but what I really want…

Wait a minute! I just had an idea!

Why don’t we pass a law requiring all political parties to hold their conventions from now on in COASTAL CITIES! Yeah, THAT’S the ticket!..  We’ll just say that it makes the media coverage look better and the politicos will fall for it like overripe apples!

America, you don’t have to pay me for this one: consider it on the house, a freebie if you will.  Just remember me with gratitude when I’m gone.

You’re welcome.  And now, our friend Tom Tomorrow…

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About jaypochapin

Married adult human male, father, brother, son, writer, voiceover actor and humorist. Frequently funny, sometimes snarky, occasionally profound. Beatles, Stones, Who, Python, Firesign Theatre, Shakespeare, Bogart/Bacall, Marx Brothers, Alice Cooper and more besides. Have worked as many things: traffic reporter, disc jockey, newscaster, interviewer, producer, copywriter, voice over talent, teacher, emcee, housekeeper, janitor, uniformed security officer, bagel baker's assistant and more, but don't let the uniform fool you, baby! I ... AM ... THE WRITER!

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