I’m Just Sayin’…

Dear Republican Presidential Candidate Don:

Please know that I speak these words with your own best interests at heart, just like you do.

I realize you think cozying up to the Russian President is a good idea, especially since you’re already telling people to expect the November General Election to be rigged.

Just remember this: When somebody disappoints or disagrees with you, they just get dragged into court.

But when somebody disappoints or disagrees with him, they get dragged into a waiting black car and they don’t come back.

So go easy with the thinly-veiled threats of political violence or assasination, please.

Crazy comes in a wide variety of flavors beyond your own, y’know.

I’m just sayin’ …

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Married adult human male, father, brother, son, writer, voiceover actor and humorist. Frequently funny, sometimes snarky, occasionally profound. Beatles, Stones, Who, Python, Firesign Theatre, Shakespeare, Bogart/Bacall, Marx Brothers, Alice Cooper and more besides. Have worked as many things: traffic reporter, disc jockey, newscaster, interviewer, producer, copywriter, voice over talent, teacher, emcee, housekeeper, janitor, uniformed security officer, bagel baker's assistant and more, but don't let the uniform fool you, baby! I ... AM ... THE WRITER!

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